In his weekly youtube address, President Elect Barack Obama promises to basically green the government in order to save billions yearly. How awesome is that? Duh. Wake the F**k up others who came before. Also, in the works….Public works! Infrastructure, mmmm, sexy and the broadband connecting of schools. Watch the Ninja speak!!
Did you know that the President of the United States gives a weekly radio address to the nation? You probably did. Somewhere in the back of your mind just clicked a memory that it does occur. Ever heard one of them? Nope. Of course not. Why? Because it’s on the radio. You know, that thing you never listen to, at least not that early on a Saturday morning.
Well, forget all that. It’ll still play on the radio, but now there is a change. President elect Barack Obama, our superfly black ninja president will now deliver his weekly address via youtube as well. How awesome is that. Real people will get to hear it and it will put the president’s message back at the center of our lives on a weekly basis. With that, I present our super cool ninja and his weekly address….
Okay, this is IT. The. Last. Straw. For years we’ve been saying,”That’s it, we’re not shopping at Walmart anymore.” But when you have three kids under 8 in tow and you need an oil change and butter and toothpaste, it’s so easy to stop at the Supercenter and get it all done in one trip.
We Don’t Shop At Walmart Anymore.
Screw Zoo, Walmart.